[Pkg-nagios-devel] Bug#253624: One simple feature.

[Bradly Mackey]

Harris Exploration Strikes Gold!

Inside origin from the survey site said that HXPN has made
a big discovery.  Word is that results show a 12.5 gm/T
rating on the property.  With onsite equipment afford to 
process 100 tons a day it equates to yields of 1250 gm/day.
At current market prices this will generate yearly earnings of over $10mil.

Taking into consideration both the size and the high soil
ratings this gives Harris Exploration a book price of roughly $5.00 which
we have pegged as our target price.

Harris Exploration

Sym: HXPN
Current Price:     $1.62
Sho rt Term Tar get:  $5.00

This press-release will hit the street very soon and send this symbol
to heaven.  We council our readers to get in now and divest at
the tar get price.Recomme\ndation: think